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chicken humor, some with a political edge
Lindy A.	05-08-2008 15:13:06
Member Posts: 1789 Joined: --	Why did the chicken cross the road? Barack Obama ... The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change. The chicken wanted CHANGE! John McCain ... My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he was on a mission that might last for 100 years. What did you say, chickens don't live 100 years? Oh, I meant to say war, were we talking about chickens? Hillary Clinton ... When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. The experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure --- right from day one --- that every chicken in this country gets the chance to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me... Dr. Phil ... The problem we have is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "this" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "other side of the road." What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "current" problems before adding "new problems." Oprah ... Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is part of life, I'm going to give the chicken a car so tat he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. George W. Bush ... We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle of the road here. Anderson Cooper - CNN ... We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. John Kerry ... Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was mislead about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. Nancy Grace ... The chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. Pat Buchanan ... To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. Martha Stewart ... No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. Dr. Seuss ... Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. Ernest Hemingway ... To die in the rain. Alone. Barbara Walters ... Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. Aristotle .. It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. Bill Gates ... I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. The new platform is much more stable and will never crash #@&&(C%. Albert Einstein ... Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken. Bill Clinton ... I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your defintion of chicken? Al Gore ... I invited the chicken to dinner. (this was sent to me by my uncle, thought I would share it) Lindy A.

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